Dead Soul ([info]deadsoul820) wrote,
@ 2008-10-15 18:05:00
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Joe the fucking plumber can just fucking blow me.

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[info]lounge_lily
2008-10-16 02:12 am UTC (link)
In lieu of payment...?

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[info]deadsoul820
2008-10-16 02:28 am UTC (link)
It's the fucking debates again. McCain has made up this fictitious "Joe the Plumber" who all of Obama's plans are specifically designed to screw. What is he, Joe Six-pack before the drinking problems?

/politics

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[info]lounge_lily
2008-10-16 02:37 am UTC (link)
Aah, I see. Well then, Joe the plumber can just fucking blow me as well!

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[info]ann1962
2008-10-16 02:44 am UTC (link)
What is he, Joe Six-pack before the drinking problems?

After, when he is heaving over the toilet.

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[info]deadsoul820
2008-10-16 02:45 am UTC (link)
::rimshot::

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[info]anneth
2008-10-16 03:35 am UTC (link)
THAT IS THE GAY SEX OR SOMETHING AND JOE THE PLUMBER DON'T GO THERE!

Oh, I don't even know. I had a mojito and now all I want to do is look at Stephen Colbert's funny ear. FORTUNATELY, cable television lets me do the things I want to do.

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[info]deadsoul820
2008-10-16 04:15 am UTC (link)
all I want to do is look at Stephen Colbert's funny ear

Is that in lieu of nibbling on the Carnivore's ;)

Mm, mojitos.

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[info]anneth
2008-10-16 04:18 am UTC (link)
Well, yes. We do what we must, in these times of tightened belts and stuff.

I guess that wouldn't be the gay sex? I don't know what is the gay sex anymore. Politiks iz confusing!

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[info]deadsoul820
2008-10-16 04:30 am UTC (link)
Do plumbers ever tighten their belts? But then they wouldn't have plumber's crack!

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[info]anneth
2008-10-16 05:11 am UTC (link)
AND WHERE WOULD THEY PUT THE WRENCHES IF THERE WERE NO CRACK?

Wow, that hardly even makes sense. Hooray for Dead Soul!

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[info]deadsoul820
2008-10-16 05:57 am UTC (link)
AND WHERE WOULD THEY PUT THE WRENCHES IF THERE WERE NO CRACK?

You just can't stay away from teh gay sex can you?

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[info]ann1962
2008-10-16 10:52 am UTC (link)
John/John ruined it for them all.

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[info]llaras
2008-10-16 03:55 am UTC (link)
ACK! What happened?

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[info]llaras
2008-10-16 03:56 am UTC (link)
Ah, never mind. Read comments above. I feel ya, babe. Mc Cain can blow me.

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[info]deadsoul820
2008-10-16 04:17 am UTC (link)
Well, his dentures were clearly slipping - I don't know if that's good or bad in terms of the aforementioned blowing.

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[info]anneth
2008-10-16 04:19 am UTC (link)
According to Good Will Hunting, good.

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[info]deadsoul820
2008-10-16 04:31 am UTC (link)
So glad I never saw that.

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[info]anneth
2008-10-16 05:11 am UTC (link)
Why would you miss out on dentures/blow-job jokes? Seriously. Seriouslyly.

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[info]ladystarlightsj
2008-10-16 12:20 pm UTC (link)
I went straight to "no more full-copper repipe", me. HOW COULD I MISS ALL THE GAY SEX JOKES OMG!!!111

*steals Anneth's mojito*

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[info]deadsoul820
2008-10-17 03:47 am UTC (link)
Never having been a home-owner, I'm fortunate that my brain doesn't have to go straight to the expense when the word "plumber" is mentioned and can instead go straight to "crack."

Gay sex jokes are always happening someplace in the world - just like the sun's always over the yardarm no matter what time it is here.

::steals Anneth's mojito from you, drools in it so you won't steal it back::

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[info]ladystarlightsj
2008-10-17 02:52 pm UTC (link)
EWWWW! *looks disconsolately at lack of mojito*

And I can't understand it, usually I always go to the gay sex! ALWAYS I TELL YOU!

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[info]viciouswishes
2008-10-16 04:54 pm UTC (link)
Joe the stupid ass plumber isn't even registered to vote.

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[info]deadsoul820
2008-10-17 02:15 am UTC (link)
Heh heh! That's perfect!

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